The Swirling Vortex

Sometimes you have things to say...and then sometimes you don't. This is the latter. This past week has been absolutely tortuous with all of the lecture "crap" that Ross has thrown at us (pun intended...we are studying the digestive tract). But in all seriousness, it has been really fast-paced and difficult material in addition to all of the outside-of-lecture activities that we have had to participate in.

One thing that has become really apparent to me over the past week is how mature all of us students, myself included, have become. What I am about to say is probably not at all what you think I am about to say. And let me preface this by saying that this might get awkward. Typically, the digestive system is something that most people like to keep private. It is usually a very uncomfortable topic for people to talk about. Heck, it took me the longest time to even surrender to the idea that girls poop! You know what convinced me on the topic? The informative novel entitled, "Everybody Poops". A great read and available in every Barnes & Noble kid's section. But here in medical school...anything goes. Studying both what goes in and comes out of the digestive system is equally important, and can actually reveal so much about a patient's symptoms/condition. One of the best diagnostic tools that we learned about this week that ANYBODY can use is something called The Bristol Stool Scale. Yep, you guessed it. It's a classification system for poop. And you may never admit it to anyone else, but we all "look", so you might as well rate it. Here's the scale. Enjoy!!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale

Haha! Funny thing is...anyone that actually looks at it...will probably use it. But this is exactly what I'm talking about when it comes to maturity. If you were to show the Bristol Stool Scale in any undergraduate classroom in America, you would hear nothing but laughter, horrific screams, and yes...maybe even some poop jokes. But here at med school...surprisingly, we all look at it like something that will be useful in our later medical practice...and I hope that's something you can appreciate about doctors. When they say that doctors have pretty much seen everything...I can believe it. I've seen more naked "whatevers" and bloody "thingamabobs" in the last six months than you can possibly imagine. But it's all in the pursuit of learning and knowledge. So I guess my message is just that each and everyone of our states of health is very personal and sometimes embarrassing. But that's why you should choose a doctor that makes you feel comfortable (because they have already become sensitized to pretty much everything) and is worthy of your trust. Sometimes it is those really embarrassing or socially awkward symptoms (example:. Chronic Type 7 on the Bristol Stool Scale...you see what I did there...now you have to look at the scale) that could quite possibly save a person's life...so tell your doctors everything. Don't leave things out! They (and hopefully soon to be ME) are only there to help you. Happy early 4th of July everyone!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUtnwcv-quE